Name: Sarah “danger” Parsons.
Occupation: Soprano/the real slim shady.
Major: Soon-to-be Art!
Loves: Drawing things that make me people laugh.
Hates: Party poopers, all condiments but ketchup.
Fears: Mimes, Talking furniture, the Spleen-with-a-thumb from Angry Beavers.
Wants: The ability to fly, a car that runs on dreams and starlight.
Aspirations: Publish a novel, record a CD, act on Broadway, make art till I die!
Favorite quote: Anything that comes out of Jim Gaffigan’s mouth… "hot pocket".